Angry English guy stayed in Madrid.
He’s been yelling: “You know what it did?!
Has infected eighteen
Wooden barrels of wine! Lost million quid!”.
Bunch of ladies in fancy hip Strasbourg
Figured out they are royalty Habsburg!
They defied travel ban,
Landed in Amsterdam -
Their geography’s off. Brains — like iceberg,
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Part 6 of the quarantine series.