Thanks, Andrew, I just went down a rabbit hole (or more like Reddit hole, lol) and have been reading comments for a while. First of all, this is horrible and hilarious at the same time. Secondly, I had an ex who was a clean freak; and another one who, I suspected, didn't wipe too well or washed his hands all the time. Both of them were awful, I can't say which one was worse. :) Maybe I will write about that too!